god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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