she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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