FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
sex in a hospital.. check
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