Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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