I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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