No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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