so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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