How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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