I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
love makes seman taste better
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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