Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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