just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I don't deserve a penis
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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