Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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