She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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