I don't think brook has ever known best
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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