What a fucking waste of an outfit
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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