Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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