Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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