At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
