Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
