So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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