afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Pooping to opera.
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