Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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