Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
