Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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