The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Alive.
So much puke
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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