there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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