Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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