Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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