R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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