Sry I called you an 8
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
