I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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