grandma shit on top of the toilet
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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