In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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