does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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