Say something about gay babies.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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