i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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