2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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