We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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