u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Say something about gay babies.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
