Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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