quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
FUCK WHALES
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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