i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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