he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Say something about gay babies.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Randomize
