just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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