Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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