so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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