puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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