But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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