So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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