I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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