What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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