I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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