people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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